I find it kind of Ironic how right after I post that I have a girlfriend I get 'let go'. Personally I'd rather not type this shit up, if you feel the need to talk to me do so other wise forget about it.

Anway good news? Hmm I got lots of free time still! Wait that could be bad... Hmm I got the MEningitous shot or how ever you spell it, that could be bad too... Wow looks liek I've been having a shitastic week. SHitty shitty shit shit.

Heres a comic, it kept me doing something so I didn't have to think...

   Looks like I actually have time to update this thing now! :O! Isn't that psychodelical! I got lot's of news that most of you know. Like how I actually finished the play and that's why I have some free time on my hands! So now all I have to do is work, cause I never have homework and if I do it's only 10 mins worth!

   I rememberd why I did this... Not for other people to read, (well that was partially it), but because of how amazingly bored I am when I'm on the net. Plus I get to rant and blaw about boring stuff.   

Okay today was the last day of hockey with my team, how sad... I only have one more tournament (with my father and his friends and my uncle) and that'll be it unless I play in College. And one guy on the team Stephen was so like idiotic. He must honeslty think hes... er... 'gangster'. Someone said something and he said "Nigga nigga what? Say nigga what?" And I was totally confused in what the hell he meant. Then someone dissed some else liek totaly shut then down and he said "Give a nigga some props ma brotha". So I though "Ill give a neeyaaga some slaps across the face homie brotha" (not meaning that racist in any way).

BAM NEW SECTIONS CALLED CODY'S NEWS!!!
   Looks liek I am going to college no matter what. Colleges have more of an actual acting thing where they teach acting. Where as Universities it's more "acedemic" and sitting. They say univeritie is only like 8 hour a week of rehearsal but college is like 24-50. So Fanshawe is the only one I can make (Or Humber but fuck that shit). Cause I didn't make George Brown.

   Well as you all know my computer fucked up, and my dad was all like "ya we'll have a new one by next time your hear" and I'm like "Ya and chipmunks shoot radioactive gum out of their nostrils." But turns out they must,  because my dad got it! all I know is it has a DVD burner and 200 gigs. Looks liek You all suck cause now I got the SHIT or THE shit, whichever is better. And I got highspeed so you all can suck my sandwich.

   Woah freaky I JUST got my Gumby shirt like 1 minute ago.

Well Im off to Whitbey to see ma homies there. Adios neeyagas!

Like 4 people read this, so fuck this I quit.

    Well I just got back fom Halifax, well about 3 hours ago anyway. That was the most boring trip ever I read 340 pages of that shitty Canadian novel I have to read for English (which, by the way, still isn't done and is due this week). Acadia was pretty good, the Theatre program doesn't seem as focused as I thought it would be, but that could be because someone who didn't take theatre was explaining the first year.

   Well I just got back from London, what a fun drive that was (I didn't have to drive though). Turns out Kyle C was pretty much right, Humber sucks the big left testi. They were horribly organized, actually they weren't organized at all. It's all in good happening though man homies, I didn't do to good in the audition.
   But what do you know? I went to Fanshawe and the campus was totally tubular. Like it was the porkin' pip ma shilams!!! Allthough I didn't get to see the residents, it looked 'rad' man! 4 bedrooms, one for each person (not shared), 2 each share a bathroom, and then a kitchen for the 4 peeps. I'd so pimp out my room with some Men Without Hats posters, and some pylons, and some naked pictures of me, and some more naked pictures of me. :D. Fanshawe was so good it should be called 'FanSHAPAAaaAAA!!!" So then I just went back to the house and vegitated infront of the TV watching car crashes then the oscars. Then next day IU had the audition and I wasn't nervous because like who gives  a shit? I've done it before. So I meet the teachers that are running it and their names are Sean and John. They were all like So you play hockey? So you like acting? So you work at Ultragay? So what do you do other then act and work? So I was all like " I play Xbox, Ps2 and Gamecube" and John was all like "Oh ya!? What games, I'm all into that shit" So I was like "Oh you know Shoot em ups, and all that stuff" and he was all like "I bet you I can kick your ASS at ANY shoot em up" So I was all like (This guys pretty geeky, AAAWESOME!)  So I performed my 'serious' and they said "okay do you next one" (which, by the way, is the 'funny' Shakespeare one) So I was all like "Blaw blaw blaw Im doing it" And then Seans like "Okay do that agian only slow it down a bit". So I was like doign it, and slowing done my words, and doing for physical actions. So they were laughing pretty good, and that made me feel happy. and then Johns like "Okay I want you to let yourself go man, be all like crazy. Know what I mean?" Me: "Ya I think I know". Him: " I want you to be like "AND THE FLEW AWAY LIKE FUCKING BIRDS!!!! (And hes does some funny action with his hands)." (one of my lines is "So at his sight away his fellows fly"). So I did it again going slower and exagerating evertyihng and they were all like laughing. So I finished and they were like "Oh Im going to be laughing at that for a while" So that made me feel  awesome. So those guys are defintaly cool and I want to go there. And it's awesome because it's only 2 year program, but after the 2 years I can go to Brock for 2 years, and then get a Degree or somethign that Allows me to Teach Theatre Arts! And all the requirements for Theatre Arts in Fanshawe is 60% In English, the audition, and that's fucking it ma toaster buddies!
   So Unless I am able to get into University and find one that I like, or I find a better college I'm goign to Fanshawe. I know I'm not makin York, cause they want a 78 average, and my history fucked that shit up. And Ryerson is the biggest Theatre Arts in like Canada.

   Mine Future
  
   Well I have my future planned out! I got plan A and Plan B here they are:

A) I make it to university, and pass and get that shizzle ma nizzel.
   - I hopefully find my soulmate before I'm famous, but if not that's cool
   - I become a famous actor
   - I make my huge ass mansion with all that cool shit in it
   - I have a few kids, I'm on easy street
   - Make some more kick ass movies
   - Win a few Oscars
   - If my wife dies, and I've lived a happily life, then I give all the money to my kids, and make one last movie, then go parachuting and not pull the cord and try to land on my bat mobile smashing it to hell!!! :D Die happily.

B) I don't get into any schools
   - I work full time somewhere pointless, and make money
   - Apply AGAIN to everywhere and try harder
   - If I get in then go to step A
   - If not I buy a car, and a labtop, and travel the Americas
   - Every few months move on to another place
   - Maybe get enough money to travel the world
   - Maybe find my soulmate, probably not because doubt someone would want to live with a travelin hobo.
   - Fill my car with explosives
   - Drive off a huge cliff

   B might not sound fun for some people, but hey it does for me. I would love to travel.
When I'm a famous actor I'm going to give 10% of my makings of a movie to some sort of needy cause liek those sad commercials you see of those dieing children in Africa, or some cancer cure finding thing.

Pondering Ponderers (not really)

   The Oscars... I think they are a bunch of shit. It rates actors? I hate that, it's too comercialized. I think it's crap. If I win one I'm going to go up and say "Does this small golden staute make me a better actor then anyone else? Does this mean I over power everyone in here? Or does it just mean I get to make more many then all of you? Oscars are full of crap." And then drop the statue on the ground and leave.
I probably won't do that but hey, it would be cool to see. What I'm really going to do is go up, grab the thing, and say "Thanks" and walk off. I HATE LONG SPEECHES. When I say that Ill make the shortest speech ever. The shortest one now is "Thank you" and it was for a life time achievement.
I'm also planning to where COOL things not the same thing that every guy wears. Like fuck it's all the same. First day I go I'm going to wear the suit from Dumb and Dumber. That would be FREAKING AWESOME! I'd stick out and be fashionable. The second year Id go in like those summo suits, with a fancy tux on. hahah So I take up like 3 seats, and I;m still fancy.



BAM NEW SECTIONS CALLED CODY'S NEWS!!!

     I want to dye my ahir. Well I want someone to do it for me. Any colour, the person who does it can choose. As long as it isn't blonde or blue, I have done them already. Any colour, anyone, come on people let's have some fun! Hahahaaaaaaa...............




WOAH! THAT'S A LOT OF FREAKING STUFF! I probably forgot something too....





      

   Well I won't be on here much. I leave for Toronto on Friday after school, then for London on Saturday, then back home for schol for Tuesday. Then on Wednesday morning I leave for HALIFAX! That'll be fun *Rolls eyes*. So I miss a week of school, which could be good for catching up on English reading.

HOLY WICKEDNESS!
    I got 2 Men Without Hats CDs! 'Pop Goes the World" and "Rythm of Youth/Folk of the 80's" (It's 2 albums on CD). That one is the best, all the songs are good! It took me like 8 years to find it though. It sells for like 30-40 bucks on Ebay, so maybe I should buy lots and sell them!
    I also got  Dead or Alive, and it's a 2 cd collection thingy! Their AWESOME!

Well Im off!

   I got a haircut, like how cool is that!? It's pretty damned short now, well compared to before. STill look good, as usual :P.  I also got a pimp hat, check out the pic! I'm going to get a black one like it. Hmm Hmm. I'm really bored so I'm prety much just doing this to keep me doign something. I recomend getting the song "Walk the Dinosaur" by 'Was Not Was'. It's pointless and funny. The chorus is awesome!
   I should probably be doing English but I'm to lazy, that's what MSIP is for.
   Turns out I have like a million days of auditions.  I have one next Saturday, and then one on Monday after that. First one is in Toronto, the next in London.  Then I return for school for Tuesday and Wednesday, then leave for another one in Halifax! Then that's it until March break, when I have 4 in a week and a half!  (--Aw damnit I just spilled Coca Cola on me--). So You might want to get my signature now ;), so you can say you knew me.
   Aparantly at work there was this girl that always gave me 3 dollar tips, so I told Stephen (the idiot) that if he ever sees that car he should pump her gas cause she tips good. So he told me the other night that she never gave him tips (haha sucker), and he said he asked her if she liked any of the guys that worked there because she gave one good tips. So she said "Ya I give the cute one tips". Schwing Hubba hubba, honk honk wooooo hoooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo I need a life. Or A girlfriend. Anyone want to be my girlfriend? I'm up for grabs, anybody? Anybody at all? Or am I just to 'cool' for you all? wweeeeeeoooooooh. I am BORED. Well I will be off here are the pictures...

GUMBY
Pimp hat!

   I just realized how much of a loser I am....   For one, I have this blog... and to add to that I have a comic... I have tons of movies I should be ashamed of... I listen to music that most people consider to be the under side of music's underpants... I'm obsest with my hair, which just isn't normal... I work at Ultramar, that's gotta be a big one... Yep  life of a loser is sure shitty...

   But I make due. I am the damned finest loser ever! I make one hell of a loser, mnatter of fact I'm the king of loser's bitches.  I'm proud to be a loser, anyone who thinks I'm a pathetic loser can kiss my keester, because I don't give a shit what you think! From this point on, I am going to be all myself, no more shyness, no more hidding my idiocy to not look... like an idiot? I only show about 50% of my idiocy... Time for the whole 100% Freaking wicked Cool Towel Head Cody. That's right, next time I hear "Get a haircut" from some idiot, who had longer hair then me at one point, I'm going to look at him right in the eye, and say something like "How about you go and lick the upside of a toaster you fuck head!" Now that making no sense I'll probably get my ass kicked, but hey, atleast I expressed my damned feeling instead of saving them. And then if someone calls me a queer, I'll say to them "Thow shall fuck off" and point to them in an odd mysetrious way. That's right I'll be totally random.  Time to be myself once and for all. I'm going to tell everyone my opinion about whatever they ask me, without trying to be to rude. If they ask me "Do I look fat?" I'll say "Like a whale" if it's true... Anyway I'm just rambling on about nothing... I'll let you go, if anyoen is reading this....







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